me: go to sleep
Jerrett: Sorry, can't. I'm busy with vaginas

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Jeff: Instead try saying,"I fucked around, didn't finish my paper on time, I'm going to bed, even though I just guilt tripped a retard into staying online just to amuse me while I sit here in a bored, frustrated state."

Tags: conversations, funny

Me: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/807/
voyn: awesome, I was totally looking for an idea for Ethelred's Snack Hour for this weekend
Me: oh god
voyn: except I'll write "OBLITERATE ME" on my chest
Me: HAHAHAHA

(Caution: video is gross but hilarious)

Bonus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkRTyP86Jcg&NR=1
Extra bonus: Today's Sinfest

Tags: conversations, funny, youtube

me: you need this.
http://www.batterblaster.com/index.php
Jerrett: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WHERE DO THEY SELL THIS?
me: not here yet.
but hopefully by july
Jerrett: At this time, Batter Blaster is available in the following states:
AZ, CA, NV, OR, WA and in Meijer Stores in IL, IN, KY, MI, OH.
me: road trip?
Jerrett: ROAD TRIP!
me: rofl

Tags: conversations, funny

Mom: so Obama is cleaning up in today's primaries
me: yep
Mom: what do you think of this whole youth groundswell for him?
me: old people smell funny
Mom: eat me
me: :)

Tags: conversations, funny, politics

I'm really enjoying the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

( Conversation with Jay )

Tags: conversations, television