hysterical
1615, from L. hystericus "of the womb," from Gk. hysterikos "of the womb, suffering in the womb," from hystera "womb" (see uterus). Originally defined as a neurotic condition peculiar to women and thought to be caused by a dysfunction of the uterus. Hysterics is 1727; hysteria, abstract noun, formed 1801.

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Okay, just some follow-up on Californication.

Women do not just immediately fuck men they meet at work or at the grocery store or whatever. Sure, women have one night stands, but they generally have to be actively looking for it for it to happen. Women do not just fall at the feet of the one same guy, pheromones or not.

Women may also be evil bitches, but women don't fuck men into a corner in order to progress their careers. Women who have giant Suicide Girl tattoos should be avoided at all costs, anyway.

The unreality of the majority of the female figures in this show is driving me nuts. I will say this -- if someone ever steals my manuscript or some sort of artistic opus, I'm going to kill them.

Also, weddings are the new funerals.

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You too, nikikikiii.


Professor: Some women have surgery to alter the shape of their genetalia...
Student1: To WHAT?! Change it to what??
Professor: Presumably for aesthetic purposes.
Student1: *in stunned silence* (In actuality she said: "WHY would you DO that?! Its a VAGINA!!")
Student2: I'll explain it to you after class... and give you a website if you want!



PS http://www.labiacosmetic.com/

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