Because I'm tired of not having any holidays that pertain to my personal life and beliefs, I've decided I'm going to develop a series of holidays that appeal to me, specifically. :) How's that for egocentricism? :D

So here's the first one...

I have decided that June 16th is Marco Polo in the Pool Day. Since June 16th falls on a Monday this year, Marco Polo in the Pool Day will traditionally be celebrated on the weekend closest to that date.

I'm thinking I'm going to have a Hot as Balls Day in August, which will be traditionally celebrated by going to an ice skating rink or somewhere else cold, like a walk-in refrigerator.

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